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The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay

Club

Human Kidney

Starting Bid Β£10000

by The Pain Man November 28, 2009

253πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Club

Clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. Clubs are considered mankind's simplest weapons and are stereotypically associated with cavemen. These instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and medieval reenactors. They can be found almost anywhere.

Chuck Norris once had a mild headache after being smashed with a metal club.

by Jag140 July 7, 2011

188πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Club

A largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst chemically inconvenienced.

Most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.

Clubber: "Hey, you-..flrgh, ajfdfkkkkkk fuck my eyes have fallen out arhaghahfhh" *flump*

Passerby hopefully on their way to lead a happy and fulfilled life with many prospects: "Indeed".

by Post-Modern Pseudonym January 20, 2009

188πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Club

A place commonly inhabited by preppy white metrosexuals, they're main goals while "clubbing" are to:

- Act like pimps
- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts
- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas

The club is where all the spoiled rich white kids go, it makes them feel 'gangsta' to hop in their Jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 Cent songs they were just blasting in their cars

by AnIntelligentMale March 21, 2006

529πŸ‘ 309πŸ‘Ž


Club

cooler than camp

Ironically un-ironic

β€œwearing snow pants to school is so club.”

Listening to The trolls sound track is club.

Playing fortnite is club

by Phoebebridgerslover16 November 27, 2021

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Club

The fancy Asian word for karaoke.

I'd going to the club; gonna sing some Backstreet Boys.

by The Jacka February 18, 2015

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Club

A women with a large clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.

"Sheeet, she could knock a niggas eye out with that club bulging in her panties. People be thinkin she packin heat. Pfffft! Hahaha! I can tell she is in heat. Bout to make my moves on that aroused shorty."

by atm TJ July 31, 2019

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