Jewography

A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.

Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.

Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.

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slushy

Slushy is what happens to a person when they drink too much alcohol and then behave like a slut.

What happened to you last night?

I got slushy

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Frank gotti

Frank Gotti is an inspiration to all teens and the hottest gotti EVER!!


I <3 Frankie Gotti

Frank Gotti is oh so sexy!

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Depends

1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.

2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.

3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.

Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).

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gum

funky fresh snowboard slang for crap

jt: what kind of board is that? amy: winterstick
jt: that's gum

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mod

a fashionable hard poof

my cousins mate

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fat mccracken

Fat McCracken is a guy who is hilarious and has long hair (of which people say makes him look like a girl) But I don't think so. Yet...he is strangely attractive, lol. Yes yes! Very sexy and very cool.

Fat McCracken has a friend named Fat Stasik.

Fat Stasik finds Fat McCracken quite sexy, lol. :-)

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