Gum

A chewy, sticky wad of flavored sugar (or sorbitol or xylitol if it's sugar-free, smarty-pants) that may come as a ball, a stick, a cube, a 6-foot strip in a pink plastic dispenser, etc. Typically flavored as either classic bubblegum, a fruit (juicy fruit, strawberry, watermelon, orange, kiwi, pineapple, dragonfruit, etc.), or some kind of mint (peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen, winterfresh, sweetmint, smooth mint, polar ice, fresh mint; the list goes on. What's the difference? Don't ask me.). Common uses include sticking it under desks, putting it in people's hair, playing with it as slime, using it as a currency/bribe, breath freshener, etc.

Person 1: You got any gum?
Person 2: Yes. Mint gum. $1 per piece.
Person 1: What?! THAT'S SO -- Okay. *hands over dollar*
Person 2: Nice doing business with you. *takes dollar, then takes chewed gum out of mouth and sticks it on Person 1's hand*

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Gum

A person who wears formal clothing to school/college for no reason.

“why are u wearing oxfords and a blazer to school you absolute gum”

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Gum

To give oral sex. Another term for a blowjob, head, dometop, etc. The penis rubbing inbetween the gums and cheek while In the mouth.

Dude 1: Dude that girl gives really good gum
Dude 2: like orbit or 5 gum?
Dude 1: Nah I mean she gives good head

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Gum

Gum- a condom, rubbers.

Hey man, don’t forget the gum you can’t afford to get another girl pregnant.

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Gum

Over the course of the past few years, people have come to consolidate words in accordance to the green movement, and stricter school rules prohibiting homophobic language. So the words "gay" and "bum" have been combined into the ultimate beat down - "gum".

(inside the school hallway)
Kid: Look at that kid wearing the rainbow shoes, what a "gum"!
(teachers pass by)
Teacher: Yes those shoes do look like a niece piece of gum.

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Gum

Gumby sperm...its cloudy pink...and its chewy.

Oh snap Prickle...I didnt mean to gum all in your hair.

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Gum

Is a negitive word, its a replacement of the statements "no, that sucked, this is gay", ect. refered to the guck that builds up in your eyes while you sleep, some times so much 'gum' builds up in your eye you cant open them, and that feeling is uncomfortable, and sucks. commonly used in North Battleford Saskatchewan

"you should gum" -used in a situation: your friend tells your girlfriend you cheated on her, you go to your friend and say to him " you should gum"
"You wanna hang or gum?" meaning do you want to hang out or are you gonna be gay and go hang out with your chick/familly/ or do a lame activity?
"Deece or gum?"- in a situation: you see a hot girl walking by, you wanna know what your friend beside you thinks about her so you ask him "deece or gum?" if he replies 'deece' he means yes/ she is decent looking/ he agrees. if he replies gum he means she is rubby/ no he does not agree/ he thinks your meesed in the head for thinking shes hot

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