mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

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gerayne

Gerayne - a particular type of person who drags their penis around large city trying challenge the number of people their ex has slept with.

Oh my word, stop being such a Gerayne, you're most likely to get an STD!!