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Microscope

a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 18, 2009

27πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

52πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


microscopic

a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain

oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.

by ruler November 6, 2003

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 July 1, 2022


microscop

a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover

by Ashton is a pimp and a cutie pie May 23, 2003

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