Eimear

adj. needing or craving pizza

Today i was soo Eimear!

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chiko/chika

a ghetto nigga daz latin or dat was borin in south america...

im a lil chika str8 from da MIA

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in the oven

when referring to a woman being pregnant... the oven is her utreus

"She's got a bun in the oven"
"Oh my god! Is she really PG?"
"When is she due?"

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aardvark

A very groovy vintage store in Hollywood, CA.

Person #1- Whoa man, where'd you get that rad sweater?
Person #2- I got it at Aardvarks on Melrose!

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the nasty

sexual intercourse; when a man gets horny and thusly he and his women strip and hump their pelvis's together till they yell with happiness; fucking

Leonard did the nasty last night with Molly.

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Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

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shadowboxing

Coined by a couple of teenage girls from California, Shadowboxing is basically a much nicer word for dry humping.

Giggly Teenage Girl #1: So, did you guys have sex?
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: No, but we shadowboxed.
Giggly Teenage Girl #1: Bet that was fun.
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: It totally was. I accidently called him Jude, though.

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