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the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
aard·vark (ärdvärk)
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A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
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Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
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girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard
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(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
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The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!
Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???
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a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement
If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it
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