eating my rhubarb

Hitting on a member of the opposite sex that your friend is involved with at any stage of a relationship. Generally early on.

1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?

2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?

J-Beebs

A slang term for the teeny-bop ear bleeding singer known as Justin Bieber

So I was watching much music and the new J-Beebs video came on... best day EVER!

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Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

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