disownoholic

Somebody who is trigger happy to cut people out of their life for even the smallest of disagreements or incidents. Feeds off drama for the sake of it. Usually has no patience to fight for meaningful relationships and surrounds themselves with yes-people.

"I can't believe they deleted me off Facebook just for that!"
"Pffft, it's to be expected - didn't you know they're a total disownoholic?"

Groarke

To be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone - can be used to express the following phrases:

"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"

And variations thereupon...

Ideal for the office environment

Person A: "Groarke!!!!!"

Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"

Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"

Person A: "Groarke!"

*Coffee is enjoyed*

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akercocke

a highly original mainly death/black metal band from the UK whose music uses blends of progressive metal and core. They are renouned for having an insanely fast drummer and beautiful singing parts as well as the brutal death growls and satanic screeches. they also use plenty of keyboard elements and clean guitar in their songs which really sets them apart from all the shit black metal bands around.
this band plays well-thought out music not just bottom string thrashing shit. id rather listen to these guys than cradle of filth any day.

verdelet - opening brutal section, cuts to long middle bit of clean singing and clever guitar riffs, near the end is a pair of screeching verses punctuated by clean sections

leviathan - long 8min song of akercockes best riffing and vocal talents. there is a brutal section in the middle proceeded by a mad solo

infernal rites - innovative guitar riffs with discords and varying sections. a good example of bog-standard akercocke

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