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Gabrielle Bonheur "Coco" Chanel (August 19, 1883 Γ’ΒΒ January 10, 1971)was a pioneering French fashion designer whose modernist philosophy, menswear-inspired fashions, and pursuit of expensive simplicity made her arguably the most important figure in the history of 20th-century fashion. Her influence on haute couture was such that she was the only person in the field to be named on TIME Magazine's 100 most influential people of the 20th century.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
-Coco Chanel
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the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.
prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works
emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.
trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
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just a normal house where normal people live in
except the normal people sells really expensive things
for a low price and half of the time their fake stuff
its kinda like a black market
me; yo do you know any hot house
vince; ya
me; dudde hook me up mang
vice; aights i need a new lv wallet anyways
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a really good brand of make up decent price sephora and the bay sells benefit make up theyre bad girl mascara works really good
but it can be a fit runny use it with the she laq over top and its all good.
something that aids or promotes well-being; "for the common good"
www.benefitcosmetics.com
girl: mom why cant i got to the party?!
mom: there was no adult supervision you couldve gotten raped! its for youre
own benefit.
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the wrong spellin of gelato
Gelato, or the plural Gelati, is Italian ice cream made from milk and sugar, combined with other flavorings. The gelato ingredients (after an optional pasteurization) are frozen while stirring to break up ice crystals as they form. Like high-end ice cream, gelato generally has less than 35% air, resulting in a dense and extremely flavourful product.
gelatto is the mispelling of gelato
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The House Hippo is the fictional subject of a series of television adverts intended to educate about distinguishing fact from fiction in advertising.
The advertisement goes as follows:
The North American House Hippo is a fictional creature that can be found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. The House Hippo is a very timid creature and is rarely seen. While normally a quiet animal that prefers to stay unnoticed, the House Hippo is very territorial and will defend its territory if provoked. The House Hippo comes out at night to search for food and water. The favourite foods of the House Hippo include chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. The House Hippo will come out at night to search for materials for its nest. They tend to build their nests in bedroom closets with mittens, dryer lint and bits of string.The House Hippo sleeps 16 hours a day, only coming out to search for food and water and materials for its nest. Also, due to their timid nature, they chose to only come out at night while you are most likely are sleeping.
The House Hippo Commercial series was made in Canada to make children aware of how gullible they can be and to teach them to not believe everything they hear. The television advertisement was produced by the Concerned Children's Advertisers (CCA) of Canada, and is currently adored by Canadians of all ages.citation neededUnfortunately, many of the kids who should have received the message currently suffer from ADD and do not catch the end of the commercial that explains the fictional characteristic of the House Hippo. Evidently this results in the wide spread belief by many ignorant and stubborn people that House Hippos actually exist. A popular example is Bradley Wakler, a 15 year old boy with E.S.L. who could not distinguish the meaning of the last sentence, and needed phycological treatment to eradicate the belief in House Hippos.
Oh look, the House Hippo advertisement is on.
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Something you can never trust a girl with.
I asked my girlfriend to hold my money and she disappeared with it in 3 second.
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