browserist

n.

1. The belief that web browsers account for differences in websites or web applications in all of their ability and that a particular web browser is superior to others.

2. Discrimination or prejudice based on web browser.

"I hate FireFox!"
"Nigga, don't be browserist"

toastist

An abject aversion to toasted breads. Generally accompanied by shaming of those who toast their breads.

While on vacation with a friend, he made a rather toastist remark at breakfast.

barefoot brown

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.