Jizzle

Jizzle - the word used to explain the feeling of sexual excitement to the point of cumming and/or urinating without the ability to control it. Premature Ejaculation over an exciting moment, usually in public. Commonly suffered by virgins and those with little sexual experience.

"Frank had me laughing so hard I jizzled myself "

pedobearaphilia

Adj. The label someone is given if they get aroused by cartoon bears, such as Winnie the Pooh.

"I told my therapist that I wanted to fuck my kid's teddybear, and he said I had pedobearaphilia"