BFM

Big Furry Monster, I.E., the biggest creature Magic the Gathering has to offer. It takes two halves of the card to summon and 15 black mana, and it's a 99/99 and can only be blocked by three or more creatures. It's the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see.

"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking Krakens and Dreadnoughts for jewelry, it was BIG!"
-Arna Kennerild, Skyknight

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brainiac

1: A British Television show that was bought by G4TV, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments. It often involves the use of breasts.

2: Someone who's life is dedicated to accumulation of all the world's knowledge.

3: A big waste of -The Omega Master's time.

"Did you see Brainiac last night? That chick was hot!!!"

"Ned is too freaking smart, a regular Brainiac."

"Why did I even bother to post up Brainiac?"-The Omega Master

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retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master

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retarded monkey

Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master

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Lizzie McGuire

A character created by teen retarded monkey, Hilary Duff. Lizzie was conceived after Hilary was on an endless train of thought. I thought you didn't belive me. She was really having a sleepover with the Fucking Olsen Twins. "A cartoon version of myself?! That's Hilaryarious!!!!!111!!11!!1!!11111!111"
Yeah, she is the biggest prick of all time. Hilary herself is completly untalented and earns money off of crap targeted towards Tweens. Yeah, it's that bad.

"Sorry, I may be -The Omega Master, but I have no hilarious quote."-The Omega Master

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