Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.
Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.
Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat
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someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage
That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge
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Leader of the Red Team in the popular web series, Red vs Blue.
Sarge: Grif. We're going to die. I'm glad we get these last few moments to make amends. My only hope is that I die before you, so that I don't live through the horror of losing a man on the battlefield.
Grif: Yeah. I hope you die first too, Sarge.
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A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.
Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!
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Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult
If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge
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An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
"Sniff, Sniff"
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An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.
The Sarge, she took my temperature man!
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