Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.