girdlestone

one of the best names ever created, they have a great personality and are secretly liked by some of the sexiest women around. they are funny and charming. they will also give anything a try

"i would love my man to be a girdlestone"

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matthew

a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.

i hate all matthew's

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