Athlete's Throat

(n): A bumpy, itchy, fungus that forms in the back of throat as a result from sucking dick like it was a televised sport.

Yo Mama has Athlete's Throat.

Advice: Careful passing mama joke notes using this gem. It got two office coworkers kicked out of the meeting for uncontrollable laughter. With great mama jokes, comes great responsibility.

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with-someone-elsie

Taking a selfie with another person.

(When at a red light, duck lips leans into bitch face to join her selfie)

"OMG! we just took the best with-someone-elsie!"

(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)