Newark, DE

DelaWHERE? Newark is a small cluster of houses with a huge college problem. With 1 McDonnalds in a 10 mile radius, you should get the picture. Besides going and "hanging out" on Main Street, theres nothing to do. And the only thing to do on Main St is buy XTC and shitty Marijuana. Delaware doesn't have any good drugs... neither does Newark.

Newark is also home to The University of Delaware. Also known as the "Party college". Freshman walk around every day of the week looking for parties to attend, and cheat their way through class. Note: If you're a girl... always make sure you have extra condoms on hand.

Person from New York City: Hey bro, where ya from?
Newark resident: I'm from Newark, DE.
NY Person: Newark New Jersey?
Newark resident: No no... Delaware. It's south of New Jersey.
NY Person: Oohhh! You mean Maryland?
Newark resident: Uhh, no. It's a State between New Jersey and Maryland.
NY Person: What you smoking crakka?

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omgwtfrastas

Phrase termed in November of 2004 during the klanwars.com HaloCE tournament. Rasta, leader of the FOX- clan would always know where his opponets were from wireframing (form of wallhack/cheating). Thus, the InF clan termed omgwtfrastas in their disbelief.

*apparent random grenade lands behind you on the map Hang Em High*
*BOOM!*
you: OMGWTFRASTAS!
FOX-Rasta: thanks

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