Knot

(n) An item which prevents an individual from wearing skinny jeans (see: swagga;not to be confused with swagger{for obvious reasons}).

Try as I might, this knot continues to prevent me (an individual) from wearing this pair of skinny jeans to the upcoming Alanis Moresett concert. For shame, for I (also an individual) adamantly feel that said pair of jeans accentuates my most voluptuous features. I am more angry and unsatisfied than a fat bitch that gotta make a second trip to the "co'na sto'" because she ate her wallet on the way there.

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