Train

I like trains 👁️👄👁️

Person 1: oh look a train!
Person 2: oh wow!!!
Pet 1: *gets run over by train*
Person 1: I- jErRoD? :(
Person 2: are you talking about the jErRoD from your new boyfriend by wilbur soot-?
Person 1: no bitch in talking about my damn pet.
Person 2: oh.