tbh

"Tomorrow Be Holy"
Used by Miranda Sings when she misinterprets the abbreviation of To Be Honest while reading her fan (or hate) mail.

Hater: tbh you're really ugly and you use too much lipstick.
Miranda Sings reading aloud: Tomorrow Be Holy you're really ugly and use too much lipstick.
Miranda Sings: Yeah Right! That doesn't even make any sense!

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Infinishit

When you're on the toilet with severe diarrhea that won't stop.

Friend 1: Hey, do you want to hang out today?
Friend 2: Sorry, I can't. I'm having an infinishit.
Friend 1: Oh god! What did you eat?!

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