Isaac

Tiny dick energy boy with an IQ of 0. If you see an Isaac mad, approach with caution as his emo energy can be destructive. If approached by an Isaac, run away as he is a sad little virgin with a vendetta against the world. Use an Isaacs weakness, his massive ego to distract him. Looks like a misshapen tic tac with a personality of one too.

Guy One: "OH shit, Isaac is stuck on the straps"

Isaac: "AHHHHHHHH"

Guy Two: "Run for cover!"