Southern Middle School

A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.

"Why do you look like you want to kill yourself?"

"I go to Southern Middle School."

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