Ass

Ass is a beautiful person with a even more beautiful personality, though they have a tendency to be joked about and made fun of. Ass has pretty bad hygiene, and yet their skin is amazingly smooth. They are quite cheeky, and tend to crack jokes a lot. Ass is shining, inside and out, so enjoy your friendship with them. It is also worth noting that Ass is great in bed.

Guy 1: I'm dating this person, Ass. Honestly, Ass is all I need.