Mom Lore

Stories told by your mother that, in comparison to dad lore, are extremely concerning and depressing. Stories your mom tells you of her childhood that make you wonder why she never took up therapy.

Me: Hey, mom, why do you have a scar on your palm?
Mom: When I was little, my dad used to make us work on a farm. One day, I spoke back to him when he told me to help my sister, and he threw a rake at me.

Me: Holy shit I don't like mom lore.

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Dad Lore

Those stories of your dad's childhood that have your jaw on the floor. These are often unprompted.

Me: Hey dad, can we get some drinks?
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...

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Rizz

A person who thinks they've got "game" and can attract partners easily (most of the time the people who use this referring to themselves do not possess rizz).

Chad: Yo I hella rizzed that girl up
John: You didn't rizz shit she's calling the police
Chad: No she's totally into me dude
John: She's running away