Kitty

A pain in the ass, very ugly, thinks she's worthy but she's not, bad friend, if you come across a kitty,

run, as she is most likely a annoying, backstabbing girl who thinks she's cute when doing a baby voice and putting on makeup.

"hey, whats your name"
"I'm Kitty, what's yours?"
"I MUST RUN SOMEONE HELP ME"

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Dettol

Donald's almighty cure for coronavirus.

"can you meet up today?"
"oh no sorry I've got coronavirus"
"don't worry, just inject some dettol in your lungs, you'll be fine, Trump said so"