kelsey

her type is "BAD BOYS" that look like they're 10 years old and are no taller than 5'1. She is very short (5'3), and is a bookworm (only for romance). She lives for her snap hoes, snap is her entire life. She has rizzed up every man on earth, but won't actually date one. She even has ones pretending to be dating her. She has long rat claws (nails) that are used for dorito hand modelling.

"Who's that girl?"
"She's Kelsey, she does dorito hand modelling."