Alex Bowman

Hack

Alex Bowman is a hack, he's an absolute hack

Soccer Mom

A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered

Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..

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Jet Fuel

it cannot melt steel beams !

You know the saying “Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams”

Waluigi

Will never get into smash

smash ultimate full roster
waluigi is nonexistent

Phil Swift

A True God

Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth

Lance Stroll

He runs on his daddy's money!

Lance Stroll is just a pay driver, nothing else

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Kid

We were one of them at one point in our lives

Whatever you like it or not, we were a kid at one point!