Chilean Mine Shaft

Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo

Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night

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[Secret Service Special]

Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex

The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning

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