Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

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Fair Play Alliance

Commonly abbreviated as the "FPA," standing for "Fair Play Alliance," it actually should stand for "Fucking Pussy Asses."

Basically, it's an anti-free speech group that get people in trouble for trash talking in online games. Not only does this group steal people's money under fraudulent circumstances across state lines (which is a felony) by getting people banned from their accounts for no good reason, but they do so for the loosest of reasons such as saying "fuck you" or "pussy."

Unfortunately, this pussy ass organization is backed by multiple private companies, including the Microsoft Corporation, so there's really no stopping them.

I said the word "heck" and the Fair Play Alliance came after me. HEIL FPA! *Nazi salute.*

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Ponpon Shit

Annoying ass song from Cyberpunk 2077. Plays on the radio fucking constantly (that is, when the game actually decides to work). It might have been a better song with more bass, but as it stands currently it’s just trash.

Ponpon shit ponpon shit ponpon shit! *annoying ass dubstep sounds.*

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Burger King Syndrome

In a committed relationship, the phenomenon of one partner believing that they are entitled to have everything they ask of their partner with zero compromise or accountability on their part. This partner treats the relationship as though it were a Burger King restaurant in which they can “have it their way” with zero possibility of disagreement from the other partner(s).

Kim and Tom broke up because Tom had Burger King Syndrome. Dude had no concept of compromise.

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Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

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XBLPET

Acronym for "Xbox Live Policy Enforcement Team." Basically, it's a division of Microsoft employees who get off by banning random paying customer's Xbox Live accounts for no good reason.

To add insult to injury, these employees not only offer no explanation whatsoever for the bans, but refuse to give refunds to the customers for the service they were deprived of and effectively steal the customer's money.

XBLPET came after me for making a funny joke in the group chat. So long to my $400 I paid for this Xbox. Thanks a load, Microsoft.

Play ball

In a relationship in which one partner is polyamorous, the act of the monogamous partner allowing the poly partner to occasionally have sexual relations with other partners. Similar to a “hall pass,” it shows respect, trust, and mutual understanding between the partners. Those who refuse to play ball are frankly immature, possessive, controlling, and often abusive to their partners.

I thought I’d never get to hook up with Bella, but luckily her boyfriend decided to play ball. He’s such a cool and understanding guy.

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