Mud Butter

A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.

Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.

Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.

I've got terrible mud butter from this diarrhea.

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Airsoft Faggot

An airsoft faggot is a pathetic, grown-ass man who plays "milsim", but really just uses that as an excuse to play dress up and ass around the woods pretending to be something he'll never be. He will spend literal thousands of dollars to buy the same gear actual soldiers wear in combat so he can look cool on social media for his other airsoft faggot friends. Extreme cases may wear unearned unit patches in attempts at winning cool points from other equally pathetic airsoft faggots.

He wears MultiCam combat pants everywhere as if he's some off-duty Delta operator, and inserts military slang into everyday conversation, despite having no clue what the terms actually mean. He loves the camera, and will waste no opportunity to pose for it all kitted up.

He will even go so far as to tell ACTUAL COMBAT VETERANS that their shooting stance, grip pattern, or cheek weld on a weapon is "wrong", with no service credentials of his own. When others call out his habit of pretend play, he resorts to personal attacks. Even the airsoft faggot knows he has no justification to be an adult playing dress-up.

He doesn't have the balls to actually sign up for the military and will get very butthurt if you suggest he should. He lacks the discipline to commit himself to a lifetime of meaningful service. This is because he is a CHICKENSHIT COWARD WANNABE.

If you shoot plastic BBs at kids while dressing up in gear to pretend you're a soldier, you're probably an airsoft faggot.

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peepah

Peepah, pee-pah; (noun): childish slang for the male genitalia.
Often used by pre-school aged children who don't know the correct nomenclature for their nether regions.

"I got my peepah stuck in my zipper!"

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