Ash

The lad of the group, who although remains silent most of the time, will always have your back, is capable of imitating several accents to impress the ladies and ensure no one knows his true identity.

Has a huge cock but does not brag about this, instead uses it to the advantage of all the lads by bringing a topic of discussion when attempting to chat up girls, giving the other lads opertunity to start a discussion.

Always wave at an Ash when he's chatting to the ladies, it's normally your way in!

Lads to girls: you see my mate Ash, he lives in England now but is originally from Australia and has the biggest cock in the group bar-none.