blackup

Blackup is a verb used as an insult to suburban white guys who need to grow a pair of balls and become more like their African American counterparts.

Jamal: Goddamit you casper lookalike, go on and talk to that girl...

Jeff (Caspter lookalike): No you've got it easy Jamal, you're STACKED where it counts and girls make me nervous.

Jamal: Blow it out your ass and blackup Jeff.

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eiffel towel

A variation of the prison fifi (where a prison inmate rolls a towel very tight, inserts a rubber glove into the towel, lubes it, and then proceeds to have sex with the towel). This variation consists of two men "hitting" both ends of the towel (requiring two gloves) and high-fiving each other in the process, hence the eiffel towel.

Wow, I'm really lonely brosef, we should do something constructive and get our eiffel towel on...

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