Soup Salad

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.

“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”

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fapacka

The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.

Just finished watching “50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.

San Francisco Sunroof

When a man, woman or the like takes an anal creampie, then poops the cream into someones open sunroof.

I gave a complete stranger a San Francisco Sunroof, I was surprised to see a dog in the back seat. Damn dog cleaned up after me.