stitch

A little, blue alien often mistaken for a dog or koala. He has spines on his back, an extra pair of arms, and two antenae. Is fluffy. Often heard quoting "I'm okay, i'm fluffy"

Stitch is one fluffy muther fucker you don't want to mess with. Without him, disney channel wouldn't exist.

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kraft

The stupid cheese company that fucks up my god damn last name. Everyone automatically thinks it's spelled "Kraft" when it's really spelled Craft. I fucking hate it.

Sweet, a check for 20,000 dollars! Oh wait, fuck! They spelled my name wrong. It's not Kraft, it's Craft. SHIT!

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night troll

common nickname of hermione granger in a very potter sequel.

*Harry and Ron are on the Hogwarts Express: Ron is looking for something in his bag and Crookshanks jumps out* *Cat yowling and Harry + Ron screaming* *Hermione enters and grabs Crookshanks and says: Sorry, sometimes he just crawls into the darndest places.* *Ron replies: It's okay, just next time -- OH MY GOD NIGHT TROLL!

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