Jacques

French version of Jack. Visually stunning, athletic, smart individual. Never drank soy in his life. Goes to the gym all the time, great abs. Funny, has a great chin. Impeccable jawline, and beautiful eyes. Has many women, but he usually rejects them all because he's too perfect for anyone else. Indestructible, very good at video-games. Healthy.

Synonyms: Perfect, Chad, Alpha.

Guy 1: Yo, you see Stacy over there? You should totally go out with her.
Guy 2: Nah, she's totally into Jacques. I mean, he's just too dang great of a guy.