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Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey May 31, 2015

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Dedongitated

When a man's penis is torn right off its base.

David was dedongitated by Amanda when they were banging because Amanda was doing too many kegals.

by 0atey August 17, 2016