naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.

There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!

Hyperneologification

The act of creating and using neologism for added emphasis. Often overused. Gained traction during the "everything is epic" era.

Snowmageddon and snowpocalypse are blatant acts of hyperneologification.