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Echo

A girl so beautiful you have to say her name twice. An Echo is part rocker, part nerd, and all grace. She is the creative type, and it is not unusual to see her acting, singing, or dancing. She knows what she wants and she pursues it, and if that is you then you are the luckiest guy alive. Some nights she will just want to be held and some nights she wants wild-monkey sex, but no matter what she always treasures the time you spend together. She will never take you for granted. If at first she keeps you at arms length, it's okay, she's been hurt before and doesn't want it to happen again. Just be patient, show her you'll always treat her right and you'll win her heart.

Person 1: Whoa, who is that gorgeous woman?
Person 2: That's Echo.
Person 1: Echo?
Person 2: Echo.

by 0neWay February 12, 2020

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cock height

The height of a short person, usually around 3 feet, whose head only reaches the waist of the average man.

She's growing up so fast! She's cock height now!

by 0neWay July 8, 2010

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Giving Tuesday

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

by 0neWay December 2, 2015

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mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

by 0neWay November 19, 2013

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that's rough, buddy

A response to show compassion when your friend starts talking about how terrible his life is, often using extreme examples that no one else could relate to.

Person A: My car broke down, I lost my job, and my dog died all in one week!
Person B: Damn... that's rough, buddy.

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.

by 0neWay June 2, 2020

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