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Chicken-Shit

Three pages on this so far and I'm the first to enter a correct definition.

Chicken-Shit or Chickenshit: Slang.

1. Adj.; Used to describe a type of action in which a person or otherwise inclined entity attempts to belittle, assault, injure, or harass another individual or group of individuals while hiding his true identity or location or by otherwise making himself/herself unavailable immediately after the initial action.

2. Noun.; Along the same lines following the scenario (1)described below, it would not be uncommon for people to refer to Steve as "Chickenshit".

1. Example: Steve, while driving to the liquor store for another 40 oz., sees Frank walking his dog. Knowing that Frank is "on foot" and will not be able to give chase, Steve yells "PUSSY!" from the half inch opening at the top of his limo-black tinted window. (no points! see: Yucaipa)

In this scenario Steve's actions would be considered "Chicken-Shit".

2. Example: "Oh, there goes Chicken-shit. Probably going for another 40 oz. of Old English."

See Yucaipa

by 0per October 5, 2011

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Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.

A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.

by 0per November 10, 2011

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Yucaipa

This would be a great little town because it has a number of good places to eat, most of the people that live here are nice, and it's 20+ miles from Rialto.

There is, unfortunately, a widespread lack of parenting going on in Yucaipa. There are a number of high school students who obviously haven't met any real people that won't put up with their hobbies: running your mouth, acting like you're some kind of MMA champion who's earned the "right" to bully people, and running your mouth would be the three big ones. "Running your mouth" is listed twice because of the unprecedented popularity of the sport, and the preferred medium for effective execution is, without question, a moving vehicle (with extra points if you can shout from a tinted window opening that's one half inch or less. This protects your identity thus lowering the possibility of being recognized later, possibly resulting in unexpected ass-kickings in Stater's checkout lanes.

Other ways in which this popular pastime can be experienced include "Hide in the house and yell profanities and then giggle like a little girl", and "Hide in the bushes outside, and yell profanities and giggle like a little girl".

It only takes a few text-networking "Growing-Up-Gotti" eyebrow-plucking hoodie-fairies with "no stable father figure" and a mommy-coddled ego to cock up a whole neighborhood.

Trucks with loud pipes and loud drivers in Yucaipa.

Children with six fingers per hand could be from Yucaipa.

Kids that just got their driver's license that drive at 80 mph less than an inch from your back bumper because you talked to a girl that they know are most likely from Yucaipa.

by 0per September 28, 2011

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Cooperate

When used by law enforcement officers, the term -"cooperate" means: To forfeit one's constitutional rights.

Law Enforcement Officer: "If you refuse to cooperate then you'll be arrested and sent to prison for life."

or

"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."

by 0per November 13, 2011

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