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Inspired by a joke from the film âBoratâ, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.
Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.
1. A celebration of Halloween guided by any socially conservative, risk-averse, non-hard-partying approach and mentality, esp. based off of the rejection of mainstream youth cultureâs emphasis on the holiday as an opportunity to party and/or to commit mischievous acts rather than one to appreciate horror as a cultural form and for young children to festively trick-or-treat.
2. A Halloween night during which one acts well-behaved.
Actually, this year Iâll be celebrating Haloween instead: no popping bottles in VIP in my bunny tail onesie or kitten ear headbands.
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When prefixed with "L", the word adytum, which defines the innermost sanctuary of an ancient Greek temple, refers to a vagina.
Men have penises, women have ladytums, but we all have butts.
Anticipatory anxiety, possibly inducing physical trembling, that President Donald Trump's policy-making decisions will cause irreparable society-wide socioeconomic suffering and global geopolitical destabilization.
I'm so afraid that President Trump will go ahead with the action he's considering taking, that I'm trumbling.
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Twitter's decision in late October 2016 to begin down-sizing the popular video-sharing app, Vine, starting by rolling back the functionality of various app features and the suggestion of eliminating the service in the future altogether.
Now that Vinality has occurred, my social media arsenal is irreparably compromised, threatening my ability to express myself online through short videos.
Someone âon Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the appâs dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.
Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.
Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.
I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.
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