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girl inches

Girl inches is a measuring unit for the penis that is based on a girl’s perception of the penis rather than the actual length and/or girth of the penis.

Girl inches can be caused by an exaggeration or miscalculation on part of the male who is relaying to the female how large his penis is. It can also be caused by a general ignorance in the literal size of penises on part of the female, and also exaggeration on part of the female to increase the status of the man she is reciprocating with (ie “My man has a bigger dick than your man”).

Paul: My girl said her ex was packing 10 inches…

Matt: Oh Zack? He’s barely bigger than me. 7.5 tops. She’s just using girl inches to make you feel bad. She’s TOXIC

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol February 1, 2022

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nb

Abbreviation for…

1. Non-black (not a black person)
2. Non-binary (person whose gender identity is not male or female)
3. Nobody

“Nb” has multiple meanings and can vary based on context

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 28, 2022

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boob man

(noun) A heterosexual male who prefers boobs over ass, or has a general obsession with boobs. This is usually in regard to discussion between men about which body part (arse or chest) they find most attractive.

The antonym to the boob man is the ass guy.

(Two men discussing women)
Boob Man: Becky has the best rack I’ve ever seen. I want her so bad.
Ass Guy: Yea but her ass is flat as a pancake.
Boob Man: I don’t care.

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol February 2, 2022


sheep

A word used to ridicule those who subscribe to mainstream opinions.

Dan: You’re such a sheep for getting the COVID-19 vaccine and wearing a mask.
Shela: Okay.

Phil: Ha! Your new iPhone is nothing compared to my Samsung with 16k pixel screen quality and 480 hz display and 900 horsepower engine. You are such a sheep for buying that crappy iPhone.
Shela: Okay.

(The views expressed in this examlpe may or may not reflect OP’s actual opinions but serve as an example of how “sheep” is likely to be used in online discourse)

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021

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breedable

A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.

Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
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Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021

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