Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.