Mississippi mudslide

Take a watery dump on your partner superior to the nipple line (ideally midway between collarbone and nipple). The partner then sprints and dives across a linoleum floor, thus creating a mudslide down the hallway. The derivation of its state prefix is attributable to the fact that Mississippians are too poor to afford actual water slides or anything but linoleum in their single wide trailers.

It was a stifling Saturday afternoon with nothing on the tv but duck dynasty reruns so Bubba and Sara decided to take turns relieving on each other and performing Mississippi mudslides.

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Fatouflage

When a girl wears clothing that makes her appear as though she is not a fatty, but once the clothing is removed it is revealed she is on the thick side

I thought that girl was cute but when she was getting naked i realized that it was actually her sweatshirt provided excellent fatouflage