Scenis

A penis with pubes straightened and combed over only 1 nut. A scenis. Usually belongs to a member of the "scene" crowd.

Person 1: Did you see that sceenie weenie? I bet you he has a scenis!

Person 2: You'd be wrong. I've seen it. He does not in fact have a scenis, but he does have herpes...

Person 1: Eww..