twat-sicle

a sexually appealing penis

"Use your twat-sicle and make babies!"

Nasty Larry

a used or unused condom

"I pulled my nasty larry out and dropped it on the bathroom floor."

goob

1. to have sexual relations with; fuck

"I heard that she and Dre goobed in the Mcdonalds parking lot"

dinky

1. lame and uncool; not popular

2. silly; ditzy; crazy

"You actin real dinky right now..."

ack

1. variation of "act"

2. get crunk

"He ackin up again!"

Dirty Susan

a used or unused condom

"Today in sex ed, the teacher pulled out a dirty susan."

goofy goober

1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way

"They are some goofy goobers"