No Nut November

An event that lasts the entirety of November of which you can not ejaculate.

I failed No Nut November

Monke

An internet meme where a monkey is portrayed usually with the phrase "return to monke"

Reject humanity, return to monke

Shag

Another word for sex. Usually used by British people.

I'm going to shag my girlfriend

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The pinnacle of boredom.

I was so bored that I typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop#asdfghjkl;'\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}~ASDFGHJKL:@|ZXCVBNM<>? into Google to see what came up.

Corona

1: Slang for Coronavirus

2: Brand of beer

3: Latin for crown

Sophie has corona!