condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

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thunderdouche

Noun. Thunderdouche is equivalent to mega douche, but at times surpasses it. Thunder is a prefix which may be attatched to many words as an intensifier, similar to the way thunder intensifies nature. Usually an insult, although can have successful use as an intensifier in other areas, usually with nouns.

John is a thunderdouche.
John is a thundertool.
John is a thundertard.

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