german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.

My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.

16👍 7👎

bedtime bellow

Farting under the blankets, then using one leg to create a bed-sized bellow to transfer the stink to your bed-mate.

I knew my gas was bad so, despite the colateral damage, I gave my girl a bedtime bellow.

5👍 7👎