A toilet seat covered in both icy-hot and sealed with cling film
I Rimboed the fuck out of my buddy's toilet seat last night... My ass is still numb, aint gonna sit down for a week.
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The act of slamming ones penis with large (preferably blunt) object until numb then proceeding to fornicate. Also known as 'Smash and Bang' or 'The Numb Missile'
Fancy a Slamadan? Slamadanning is my favourite? Fuck Ramadan it's all about Slamadan! I Slamadanned her all night!
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A flashing light which frustrates you and therefore makes you horny.
The flashing light bulb gives me an erection
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A collective term for a group of people that dress up as different foods and have an orgy.
The Hagandav are meeting again tonight, i'm dressing up as cheesecake!
A job which involves a lot of blowing. E.g blowing out candles in a church
its gonna take a serious blow job to blow out these candles
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While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.
Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.
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